Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

No life's worth more than any other, no sister worth less than any brother.

I was never born, I didnt die.

Every successful revolution puts on in time the robes of the tyrant it has deposed.

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'

Nothing. I was confused for two years. I didn't understand anything and I'm still confused.

You must photograph where you are involved; where you are overwhelmed by what you see before you.

Ibsen, Chekhov, Shakespeare, and Beckett to me are the most revolutionary.

Being unheard is the ground floor of giving up.

The Jewish press in the USA is solely responsible for our poor publicity.

When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionably.