Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

What would life be if we didn't shake and wake ourselves up once and a while

Work will drive you crazy if you let it.

...the feelings that pass between us are deeper than fleshly touches...

When you make something you are always offering some choices and denying others.

A consultant solves other people"s problems. I could never do that. I want to help other people solve their own problems.

Pleasure limps for him. who enjoys it alone.

I had friends who only listened to hip-hop. I had friends who only listened to musicals, and I stood proudly in the middle.

Never leave fish to find fish.

Man's actions are the picture book of his creeds.

I think when you look at our team, you have to say that the weak point is probably still the driver.