Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?"

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Fortunately women have the miraculous ability to change the meaning of their actions after the event.

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty

I have nothing to compain about. I am here to enjoy the breathtaking beauty of nature.

We have legalized confiscation, consecrated sacrilege, and condoned high treason.

Make tawba not just for sins you've committed, but also for obligations you haven't fulfilled.

And in the end, I think, we're all just trying to survive, aren't we?

I'm not a religious person at all.

Everyone once, once only. Just once and no more. And we also once. Never again. But this having been once, although only once, to have been of the earth, seems irrevocable.

When employers no longer offer secure full-time employment with benefits, then it's hard to expect employees to be loyal, engaged, and maximally productive.

Let every man of whatsoever craft or occupation he be of... serve his brethren.