Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

I don't want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap.

With bread and wine you can walk your road.

From a fallen tree all make kindling.

You can't have more bugs than a blanketful.

Don't offer me advice give me money.

Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.

He who fears death cannot enjoy life.

You can't ring the bells and at the same time walk in the procession.

You May Now Leave The FAYZ.

I don't see myself going back to blonde outside of work though. I really like the red.

Fifty million dollars is not to be sneezed at. Of course, I never catch cold.

[On being told Mary, Queen of Scots, was taller than she:] Then she is too high, for I myself am neither too high nor too low.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

The earth has disappeared beneath my feet, It fled from all my ecstasy. Now like a singing air creature I feel the rose keep opening.

[A]s a lady adjusts her dress before a mirror, a man adjusts his character by looking at his journal.

Rama was not only on the lips of Hanuman. He was enthroned in his heart. He gave Hanuman exhaustless strength.

Poetry is the exquisite expression of exquisite impressions.

We've all known a John Tucker. We've either known one, dated one or our best friend has dated one. I think a lot of men at one point or another have been a John Tucker.