Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

No guts, no story.

My dad bought the team when I was little. I've been around guys like you my whole life. I'm over the whole 'jock-and-awe' thing.

Economy is the method by which we prepare today to afford the improvements of tomorrow.

Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years.

My idea of perfect happiness is a healthy family, peace between nations, and all the critics die.

I feel like I write the same album every time but each time I try to convey the message more simply.

Writers are damned liars. Every single one of them.

For a strolling damsel a doubtful reputation bears.

A scientist is just a kid who never grew up.

If you want to remain at liberty, I suggest you not antagonize your defenders.