Never allow the blessings in your life to go consciously and subconsciously unnoticed, no matter how small they are.

The stars are on the inside. They are effing beautiful.

Gender, not religion, is the opiate of the masses.

Even beauties can be unattractive. If you catch a beauty in the wrong light at the right time, forget it. I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

I've worked with Woody Allen twice and he was like, "Whatever you want to change, it's up to you. If you want to change the words, make them your own."

History is a promise that is always broken in the end

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

Men are much more apt to agree in what they do than in what they think.

Let the sky outside awake a sky inside your mind.

You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the war.