Never argue with a profit.

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

Compound interest is proof of gods existence.

Life is a work in progress.

If you're not first, you're last.

Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned.

No collection without compensation.

If you dont have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.

Courage is action, not talk.

Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

To do or not to do... that is the question.

The ideal is the enemy of the real.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window

Injustice results as much from treating unequals equally as from treating equals unequally.

If you dont have an emotional connection to why you are trying to accomplish your goals, the odds are you wont reach them or will quit trying.

Simplicity, it seems, has always been wasted on those who simply cannot appreciate it

The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.

I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers.

I have to warn you. I promised my mother, a long time ago. She said I had to give folks a chance to walk away.

When I was young, I was no one. Now, I'm worldwilde.