Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Always take the scenic route.

The Bible is a living Book and can be trusted for its advice and direction and knowledge of God.

Sins slowly suffocate the heart, and abandoning sins brings life to the heart.

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.

I never going to satisfy everybody, so I decided to satisfy myself.

If you're bored, your readers will be bored. If you're faking it, you won't get the kind of readers you want.

Even if you apply any kind of lotion and straighten your hair you will never be white.

I believe in collaboration. I think that is the most entertaining and effective way to write for me, personally.

I will work when failures seek rest.

I am trying to impress myself. I have yet to do it.