Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

God breaks, molds, shapes & fills U not 1ly for U to be blessed but to make U a blessing 2 al even UR foes, remember HE LOVED YOU WHEN YOU WERE HIS ENEMY.

The Lord spared the fitten and the rest he seen fitten to die.

There will come a day when the phone doesn't ring as much as it used to.

It's not worthy o human beings to give up.

You cannot rectify every real or alleged wrong immediately. Time must enter into the picture.

I've never understood people that sleep around. I think there's something very lacking in your life when you do, not to be judgmental.

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.

I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and existential worth, but not when you're three feet tall.

Everybody certainly has the right to defend themselves. That's not to say that they should defy common sense by avoiding or diffusing confrontation. And that's very, very important.

The development of man is a return to an original perfection.