Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Nobody knows anything.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one.

A good writer is not someone who knows how to write- but how to rewrite

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

You attract poverty when you lack value for time

I think intelligence is totally subjective; it's like sexiness.

I don't care if New York avoided bankruptcy by substituting tourism for the garment business.

There is no pill, no drug, that can do for you what one hour of exercise can.

I just never was the marrying kind.

That's why I'm not to be trusted. Because a wound to the heart is also a wound to the mind

One of my favorite moments in that book [As Easy as Falling Off the Face of the Earth] was when something happened that I had no idea was going to happen.

Philosophy is the true mother of science.

Culture as we're practicing it is causing a lot of pain.

The hoverlanes were murder.