Never bend over for a Christian.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

If you can’t beat fear, just do it scared.

Validate my existence with your words and I will speak to you all the day long.

The imagination is a wonderful thing

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.

The more that things change, the more we need to depend upon those things that never change.

You’re entering a world of pain.

I think I'm a little concussed.

We in this country have to make up our minds -- -- we can not have it both ways: we cannot be both drug-free and free.

If I'm President of the United States, when I'm President of the United States, we will stand with Israel.