Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

Put it back in the horse!

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

In the cause of expedience and the quest for information, man has always been willing to trump his laws and betray his beliefs to legitimize the torture of those who do not share them.

The world knows nothing of you. That is my gift to you. You are no one.

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

Yes, you're right. It's part of growing up, I suppose. You always have to leave something behind you.

It is essential that children who are directly or indirectly affected by domestic violence receive psychological care.

Gratitude changes the pangs of memory into a tranquil joy.

I think I'm probably quite geeky in a lot of ways. I'm pretty into books, kind of obsessive about that.

Music can set an atmosphere of worship which invites [the] spirit of revelation, of testimony.

The first step in the elevation of women under all systems of religion is to convince them that the great Spirit of the Universe is in no way responsible for any of these absurdities.

I recommend that you change colleges.

I don't think America has ever had a center the way London is the center of England or Dublin is the center of Ireland.

I love theaters. I love the event of going there and seeing a movie with a lot of people. I like the community coming around the story.