Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

twice I have lived forever in a smile

The Scientist - with capital letters and no smile.

The universe is full of fuel.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

The final arbitrator in philosophy is not how we think but what we do.

I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me.

In the United States we have the great Harvard Business School, but America is the country with the greatest debt in the world.

Scatter?' Tate said. 'Why? We stay here. Why go anywhere else?' 'Because we'll never know how great this place is until we leave it,' Narnie said.

When the Grateful Dead needed a quality sound system to deliver our sonic payload, I learned electronics and speaker design.

The cavity which suffering carves into our souls will one day also be the receptacle of joy.