Never complain. Never explain.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

You can’t change the music of your soul.

Umgangsformen sind Formen, die zunehmend umgangen werden.

Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at the stars because we are human?

And of a Sunday swarm the folkUnder the honeysuckle vine, Quaffing, the while they talk and smoke, The sun, the melody, the wine.

I am strong against everything, except against the death of those I love. He who dies gains; he who sees others die loses.

When you are at Rome, live as Romans live.

Forget Jack, I'm in love with the cold, dirt floor.

He who looks without, dreams; he who looks within, awakes.

With Alzheimer's patients, you have to be very careful what you say when you're looking at them over their bed. Because once in a while, they understand it.

Of the five senses, smell is the one with the best memory.

We’re screwed. (Nick) Screwed blue and tattooed. (Acheron)