Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

[Pride and power] are the same except that pride leaves the lights on and power can do it in the dark.

A bit of research can save you hours, days of time correcting mistakes that you never had to make in the first place.

Fairy tales die hard in the minds and hearts of some girls. Quinn

Everything in nature is formed upon the sphere the cone and the cylinder. One must learn to paint these simple figures and then one can do all that he may wish.

A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.

I think it's great to dress up and play on all the girly features.

Hank had left me his doomed army, and he’d left Marcie his inheritance. Unfair didn’t begin to cover it.

If you have a weakness, everyone sees it all over the country and the other team is going to exploit it.

He credited his teammates, who he thanked in turn, with challenging him every day and driving him forward and making him a better player.

It's a good idea not to major in minor things.