Never do wrong when people are looking.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When mountain-climbing is made too easy, the spiritual effect the mountain exercises vanishes into the air.

If you don't like the place where you find yourself, Waldemar, it pays to remember that you'll be somewhere else in just a moment. The place itself will be a different place.

For me, gradually over the years, you refined your tastes in the way you do things and it becomes maybe less experimental.

Karma means your have to live with the consequences of the actions you have taken in the past. Whatever you put out is coming back.

If you're holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin for a very long time.

The power of quotation is as dreadful a weapon as any which the human intellect can forge.

A man's ego is just as fragile as a woman's heart

To give one's heart is to give all.

Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out.