Never drink if you've got any work to do. Never.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Just as faith without works is dead, so also works without faith.

I don't talk a lot when I interview. My job is to get out of the way.

I was 26 when I invented the wrap dress. It was just a nothing little printed dress made out an jersey, and before I know it, I lived an American Dream making more than 25,000 dresses a week.

I get offended when people say, 'So, being a white rapper...and growing up white...after being born white...' It's all I ever hear!

In spring training I'm in every newspaper (in Korea) every day. In the regular season, they watch it on TV.

Enemies publish themselves. They declare war. The friend never declares his love.

My dream concept is that I have a camera and I am trying to photograph what is essentially invisible. And every once in a while I get a glimpse of her and I grab that picture.

If a train doesn't stop at your station, then it's not your train.

Passion pushes you to learn more, create more and to create better. Best of all, it's contagious.

It's a real comfort zone for me to feel alien.