Never fight with Russian. On your every stratagem they answer unpredictable stupidity.

Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans (1888).

What we learn from History is that no one learns from History

The Americans are a very lucky people. They're bordered to the north and south by weak neighbors, and to the east and west by fish.

God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia.

The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.

We live in a wondrous time in which the strong is weak because of his moral scruples and the weak grows strong because of his audacity.

A generation that has taken a beating is always followed by a generation that deals one.

I see the beatitudes of books displayed on a bookshelf.

The best part about turning to the dark side of you, it sets you free.

I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life.

I think romantic comedy, when done right, is my favorite genre. It's just a genre that's very human.

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

C'este donc par l'étude des mathématiques, et seulement par elle, que l'on peut se faire une idée juste et approfondie de ce que c'est qu'une science.

I started a theater called Steppenwolf. We've been very supportive of the veterans there.

Our love cannot be measured, it just is.

Blessed are the common people. God loves them; that is why he made millions of them.

This administration is totally colorblind.