Never fire a warning shot. It is a waste of ammunition.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Don't poison a river whose fish you might need tomorrow.

When love comes, it comes indiscriminately.

I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts.

When stress and anxiety have your system stuck in a brainstem loop? Reboot. It's I.T. for life!

We're not meant for happiness, you and I.

You have to be grown up, really grown up, not merely in years, to understand your parents.

White Man, let us stand together to secure the survival of your people and my people, for they are one and the same - they are our beloved, miraculous, wonderful, blessed and masterful white race!

I've been praying to God to show me how to forgive myself. Because... maybe... that's the thing I've been searching for.

In every human being there is a special heaven, whole and unbroken.

It doesn't matter that I play football. Anybody can make a difference in life.