Never give a sucker an even break.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Anger cannot be dishonest.

I'm not afraid of putting myself out there to someone and then them passing on it. At least you could have gotten a 'yes.' So it's worthwhile to have the cojones to do it.

In old age the secret springs of human nature are apt to come out.

My estimate is that about 94,000 cancer fatalities for the future are being induced with each year of medical diagnostic X-rays (in US).

Change doesn't need to be overwhelming; it is not impossible.

When it comes to consideration of how to do well in running the city, which must proceed entirely through justice and soundness of mind.

If you become a little alert you will find love, light, laughter, everywhere.

Nothing is great but the inexhaustible wealth of nature.

Innovation is not born from the dream, innovation is born from the struggle

There's something in a flying horse, There's something in a huge balloon.