Never give your opinion on someone's writing unless they ask sincerely, and never ask for someone's opinion unless you're sincere.

Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream that you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake?

The most formidable adversary of evil is a persistent man with a loud conscience.

I don't imagine book elitists as my audience when writing. I dream about teachers, morticians and garbage men instead.

Non fiction? Non fiction?! Listen, reality is what got me into this mess in the first place.

We may think of ourselves as static anti-heroes, but in reality we're dynamic protagonists just waiting for our courage to kick in.

I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened.

The best horror novels open up, "It was beautiful summer day and the smell of flowers emanated throughout the air.

A good editor can make a respectable writer remarkable, just like a good parent helps a child become amazing.

The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened.

I loved making Pure Country. It was a great learning experience for me, seeing another part of the entertainment industry.

Gluttony and surfeiting are no proper occasions for thanksgiving.

I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.

What ardently we wish, we soon believe.

Passion surprises. One doesn't search it. It can happen to you tomorrow.

I have people printing that I have. Never been engaged. As far as what I think of marriage, I think it's great. I think I'd like to be married some day, but I'll start with love.

I serve for the love of God and in Him have all my hope.

You can say no. You can not be the object of ridicule.

I don't want to work with someone who's nervous, I want to work with someone who is fearless

I love to see honest and honorable men at the helm, men who will not bend their politics to their purses, nor pursue measures by which they may profit, and then profit by their measures.