Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.

Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.

Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file.

What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?

I guess I wonder what it would be like, to be living their live instead of mine.

Positive mind set fuels positive action.

Man only becomes independent of this physical world when he learns to consider the objects around him as symbols. He must, for this reason, seek to acquire a moral relationship to them.

Too much shine, can dull the soul

Trust that which gives you meaning and accept it as your guide

Once a new idea springs into existence, it cannot be unthought. There is a sense of immortality in a new idea.

It’s okay, Kriss. Have some pie,” Natalie offered.

Time quickly puts an end to artificial and accidental fame

Cowardice in a race, as in an individual, is the unpardonable sin.

With all the imperfections of our present government, it is without comparison the best existing, or that ever did exist.