Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself.

It takes all sorts of people to make a world.

Earth is here so kind that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her like a banknote for two twenties.

A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that "ancient institution " the old one.

Nothing can be truer than fairy wisdom. It is as true as sunbeams.

Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time it's ten to one if they hang long together.

Happiness grows at our own firesides and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

Some people's hearts are shrunk in them like dried nuts. You can hear 'em rattle as they walk.

Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.

We must look deep into our soul daily.

May you find the courage to confidently pursue your dreams.

I know I have this kind of teaching element in me, but I don't want to become a 'teacher of theater' because that would formalize something that I'd much rather keep casual.

I'm recording our history now on the bedroom wall, and when we leave the landlord will come and paint over it all.

How can I be so evil? It ain't easy.

In journalism it is simpler to sound off than it is to find out. It is more elegant to pontificate than it is to sweat.

Asking people for money is giving them the opportunity to put their resources at the disposal of the Kingdom.

I can frighten or buy ninety-nine out of every one hundred men.

Again and again, God's Word reveals that He is not as concerned about the depth or extent of the sin we commit as He is about our attitude and response when we are confronted with our sin.

Praise in public; criticize in private.