Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

There’s an infant part in our souls which longs for the lullaby truths of life every night for a tranquil slumber.

But centuries of time have not made me insensitive

First off, I never favored a constitutional amendment to criminalize abortion or to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.

Jealousy comes from self-love rather than from true love.

I don't read the "letters" section of Time magazine. I think it's just my habit as a reader. I don't read comments on stories, in general.

Poverty is no vice, but an inconvenience.

If you cast an all-white movie and it doesn't do well, no one will say it's because you had an all-white cast.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.