Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Two thongs don't make a right.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. -John, Apostle (and brother?) of Jesus, The Bible (RSV, non-Catholic), 3:16

I think you can improve on that natural ability with training and exposure to great leaders of the past and to management theories.

It's better to be an octopus than a fish. If an octopus loses a tentacle to a predator, the octopus will survive with seven tentacles left for itself.

When your team scores one run, it's common sense that you have to hold the other team to no runs.

The miracle is this: the more we share the more we have.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself!

I like doing personal films, after doing a bigger movie, I enjoy doing smaller, intimate films.

What is an Extraordinary Life? A life of meaning, a magnificent life, a life of joy, happiness, love, passion, success, and fulfillment. Life experienced on your terms.