Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

It's hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder if you allow him to take a bow.

Asking me what I think of Oscar (Hammerstein) is like asking me what I think of the Yankees, Man o' War and Strawberry Sundaes.

Without a song the day would never end Without a song the road would never bend When things go wrong a man ain't got a friend Without a song

Say, it's only a paper moon, Sailing over a cardboard sea, But it wouldn't be make believe, If you believed in me.

If the Russians ever decide to atom bomb us, they're certain to drop an especially large one on the plant in Pleasantville.

You got a harem of seventy girls you don't get to know any of them very well.

A thorn in the flesh is nothing compared to a thorn in the conscience.

We cannot anticipate the moral circumstances under which we will live. And therefore [I refuse] to say that I will not live in a moral circumstance that requires violence.

The women are very important too, we can't have a revolution that doesn't involve and liberate women. It's so subtle the way you're taught male superiority.

I haven't been the kind of writer about whom book-length academic studies have been written.

He who believes in freedom of the will has never loved and never hated.

The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.

I felt the same fear in my first fight as I did in my last fight. It never goes away.

But she is happiest alone. She is happiest alone.

Know how to solve every problem that has been solved.

Cowardice is how you decide to be in real life