Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

It's hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder if you allow him to take a bow.

Asking me what I think of Oscar (Hammerstein) is like asking me what I think of the Yankees, Man o' War and Strawberry Sundaes.

Without a song the day would never end Without a song the road would never bend When things go wrong a man ain't got a friend Without a song

Say, it's only a paper moon, Sailing over a cardboard sea, But it wouldn't be make believe, If you believed in me.

If the Russians ever decide to atom bomb us, they're certain to drop an especially large one on the plant in Pleasantville.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.

You got a harem of seventy girls you don't get to know any of them very well.

Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.

Poetry is inspired by the elements of random thoughts, an overflow of gazing at the unseen.

How is that for some people drinking is a short-term loan on the spirit, but for others a heavy mortgage on the soul?

After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn't fix in a hurry.

You can't fire a cannon, from a canoe!

You get to a certain age and you just want to prove that you can still rock - that you've still got it.

I dont know whether its a fear of standing up, but I really love sitting at the table and blabbing. I learn so much that way, and I think I get free that way, free from inhibition and fears.

Roughly speaking, I think it's accurate to say that a corporate elite of managers and owners governs the economy and the political system as well, at least in very large measure.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

The river makes the water flow. That's how I live. I just let everything flow. Flow with the river.