Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

I am out of practice at living. You are as brave as a motorcycle.

The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."

A youth, when at home, should be filial, and, abroad, respectful to his elders.

The law is whatever people determine it to be.

Age bothers everybody. I was never narcissistic about my looks, but people thought that I should be so therefore I was.

Our goal, simply stated, is to be the best.

You're the answer to are we alone in the universe?

Everyone wants to be an overcomer, but nobody wants anything to overcome.

Life here with the things of the earth is a sinking, a defeat, a failing of the wing.