Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

If you want to identify the purpose of a thing, only its creator can provide you the answer

True belief is movement toward God even in the midst of confusion or frustration or fear.

I would like to prove that on TV, everyday lives can be as compelling as the life-styles of the rich and famous. Especially lives that we catch at extraordinary moments.

If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I won't need a third.

Underneath the reality in which we live and have our being, another altogether different reality lies concealed.

I turned down a contract with a major network in New York my senior year of college in order to move to Los Angeles and pursue my acting career. But so far it's working out.

As an actor, I'll play anything.

I was exactly having fun. I was stone miserable, but I wasn't hating doing it; I was loving doing it, but it's just damaged and warped.

Almost everything I do is related to my ability to hire good people. I don't take much of the credit myself. I think I have a good eye.

The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.