Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

That [photographs] disturb readers is exactly as it should be: that's why photojournalism is often more powerful than written journalism.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

You will leave your foot print in the sand of history if you understand and apply the power of time conversion.

...there was no guilt in his face, no doubt, nothing but the calm of an inviolate self-confidence.

Are you a part of a herd? Then shame on you! Until you leave your herd, you are no one!

Human folk are as a matter of fact eager to find intelligence in animals.

Music has a very powerful and wonderful influence in establishing feelings and moods that can lift and elevate your thoughts and your actions.

Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in my life.

We have in England a particular bashfulness in every thing that regards religion.

I have a certain avoidance of reality that makes fantasy an ideal choice for me.

Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you.