Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

True education makes you humble and gives you power.

You gain strength every time you pray.

I really believe that what I do as an actress is my God-given talent. This is my calling, not my career.

We earnestly recommend young men to read what has been to ourselves a truly delightful work.

I prefer rugby to soccer. I enjoy the violence in rugby, except when they start biting each other's ears off.

From an early age I've written songs and played the piano.

Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind.

I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.

No one who had once learned to identify happiness with wealth ever felt that he had wealth enough.

I know what it feels like to be an outsider.