Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

One day I'll be as strong as people think I am.

Good advice is not often served in our favorite flavor.

Shames the shadow of love she thought

A dress is a piece of ephemeral architecture, designed to enhance the proportions of the female body.

Five years from now I see myself still working hard to get where I want to be, because I think big.

He [Donald Trump] wasn't softening on anything.

I’m not afraid of the real truth. There is nothing you can tell me about yourself that is going to make me clutch my pearls.

Eventually women will learn there's no such thing as freedom. Their husbands are just as fastened to the deck as they are. Men get onto a treadmill and never got off.

This generation is frightened of ideas, or at least it's being suppressed.

This is no time to make new enemies.