Never mistake arrogance for intellect.

Football and gambling - two great American addictions working together. What could possibly go wrong?

Have a big enough heart to love unconditionally, and a broad enough mind to embrace the differences that make each of us unique.

It is the transience of life which proves its inestimable worth.

Don't let circumstances determine your fate. Choose your fate and mold circumstances to fit your fate of choice.

Hatred only tarnishes the soul that carries it.

In the end, those who demean others only disrespect themselves.

She didn’t care if the world thought she was pretty. All she wanted was that special someone to reach beyond the surface and discover her heart.

Quoting Shakespeare doesn't make you an intellectual. It just makes you a fan of Shakespeare.

We have to believe in free will, we have no other choice.

The average man gets his living by such depressing devices that boredom becomes a sort of natural state to him.

Just as the first sign of life in an infant when born into the world is the act of breathing, so the first act of men and women when they are born again is praying.

A woman needs her privacy while drinking a dirty Belvedere martini on the rocks with a splash of Tabasco.

Honor the words that enter and attach to your brain.

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out.

It’s all right if you grow your wings on the way down.