Never, never try to scope the market.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

Define yourself before someone does it for you.

And people think she killed him?" said Miss Tick. She sighed. "They probably think she cooked him in the oven, or somet

Music is the soundtrack of your life.

We must want for others, not ourselves alone.

I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only.

I had pestered [Phil Wood] for a long time. He finally agreed to do it. And I was excited and nervous and he couldn't have been nicer or more supportive from the minute I got to his house.

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

I'm always glad that other people are way smarter about my poems than I am.

What you eat should not just be "good for you" but it should contribute to your happiness; it should make you a happier person.

Wealth breeds satiety, satiety outrage.