Never patronise someone who knows they don't deserve it, for they will be quick to compliment your failures.

There's light and joy, but there's also darkness all around and we can be lost in it.

They were two people staring at each other knowingly, communicating psychically amidst an ocean of deaf, dumb and blind meatsacks.

Amazing what the British do with language; the nuances of politeness. The world's great diplomats, surely.

Listen! We're not just doing this for the money! We're doing this for a S*** LOAD of money!

I'm an urban person who loves living in the country.

The way we metabolize our experience of time influences our biological clock.

My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It s the letter I use to spell yuzz a ma tuzz. You ll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond Z and start poking around

Some people do better on their own. I don't.

Comcast began their tradition of volunteer service in 1997 when Comcast employees and their families participated in the Philadelphia Cares Day.

We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.]