Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

She could not leave him hanging like this. “If you were hurt, I need to know.” It was a rule somewhere, in the good-guy handbook.

You can renew your mind and revive spirit by reading great stories.

Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls!

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

I'm grateful for everything I have. I'm grateful for it all. I'm grateful for love most of all because I have a lot of it in my life.

To be happy does not mean to indulge in foolishness!

Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive-it's such an interesting world.

We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have any right.

If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that?

It is less painful, it turns out, to feel betrayed than to feel forgotten.