Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A diamond does not complain about the discomfort of being polished

The test of learning psychology is whether your understanding of situations you encounter has changed, not whether you have learned a new fact.

The suicide? What would he have done if death did not exist?

There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison.

If you can’t win with words then show them a good example!

Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I'll be over there

All things that are born must die. Work hard for your own freedom from sorrow.

It doesn't matter how many times you fail. You only have to be right once and then everyone can tell you that you are an overnight success.

Give out some love and you'll find peace sublime.

Prosperity is often the enemy of spiritual development.