Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Love is purely spiritual, until you can honestly accept and love your essence and truth, you have nothing to offer another

In times of trouble, may the Lord keep you safe.

I work to stay alive.

Mathematics is purely hypothetical: it produces nothing but conditional propositions.

I'm an easy person to get along with. Even when I struggle, I have the same attitude.

If you drain others energy a lot, you don't want to see this because you do it yourself; but remember, it's real easy to manipulate a manipulator.

Being a chef never seems like a job, it becomes a true passion.

One of my personality defects, perhaps, is that I'm rather ADD, and I work on a bunch of things at once.

I know for a fact that I am not as fulfilled, happy or passionate about life if I have not spent time helping others.

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.