Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.

The more you act like a lady, the more he'll act like a gentleman.

a call girl is simply someone who hates poverty more than she hates sin.

I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.

I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.

I may be good for nothing, but I'm never bad for nothing.

If you want an expert on war, you get a retired general. I'm not exactly a general, but I am retired.

Innocence is what is precious about life. No other experience can compare. Cherish it.

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

If it weren't for people that stand out, this whole world would be really, really boring.

Kindle the taper like the steadfast star Ablaze on evening's forehead o'er the earth, And add each night a lustre till afar An eightfold splendor shine above thy hearth.

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.

Fischer does not merely outplay opponents; he leaves them bodily and mentally glutted. Fisher himself speaks of the exultant instant in which he feels the 'ego of the other player crumbling.'

I'm scared of you two in the same place. That's like putting in an order for trouble, rather than just wishing for it.

Everything around a writer, or musician in the record business, probably everything in all the United States or in all of western civilization, is about competition.

Come to him. He turns no penitent one away. Would you, if you had paid so much in suffering? Would you ever give up? All the doors that are locked against the Lord are locked by us.