Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.

In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us, " and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.

There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

The raw material from which social institutions are fashioned is always more or less recalcitrant and any human society will tend to produce a caricature of itself.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

I would absolutely be a litigator. I watch Court TV every day.

Sharpie? A mischievous smile spread across her face. I thought you said you couldn't control your powers. Beginner's luck.

Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to heaven.

I mean, maybe under the surface, somewhere that's hard to see, I've known it had to end for a long time. I just never thought I'd be the one to end it.

I must say Bernard Shaw is greatly improved by music.

Nothing can occur beyond the strength of faith to sustain, or, transcending the resources of religion, to relieve.

How well that human potential has been fulfilled over the years by people with a deep and abiding connection to Pennsylvania.