Never shake hands with colleagues in court; the customers think you're making deals.

There is always time for failure

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.

No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

Never believe a rumour until you hear it officially denied.

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don't want to do.

Hell must be a place where you are only allowed to read what you agree with.

I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print.

Allow yourself to be an anchor and anchored by others.

Never confuse honor with stupidity!

Heart broken-he felt a deep ache in his chest, like that of a sore muscle, and each beat of his heart pained him

I now opened my Bible and began to study, and faith has been growing ever since.

My goal is to be the undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World.

For whatever reason, people aren't taught that sugar is a massive enemy.

Shooting digitally would not have been easier. Cameras are the same size. I always shoot on film unless I have a reason not to, which I haven't had yet.

There cannot be too many glorious women.

A blunt a day will take the pain away.

Kindnesses are easily forgotten; but injuries! what worthy man does not keep those in mind?