Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.

We shouldn't wait to be happy until we reach some future point, only to discover that happiness was already available all the time!

Beauty, therefore, for the modern and postmodern artist has become a highly dubious metaphor for a discredited belief system.

The fact is, art is alive. It's moving around. It's alive.

I rather hate the whole digital world concerning music - nothing to touch, too many songs and no thread, no artwork etc., and no label to talk with and have support from.

Let the punishment be proportionate to the offense.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

I took a long period off to be a mom.

If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world.

Don't always come when you're called.