Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

Posing was the first job I did in which I understood what I was doing.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as 'Soho' poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.

Vice is its own reward.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

It's a date, not a duty

I invite you to not only love each other more but love each other better.

Anything can happen and it probably will.

The human brain is still undergoing rapid adaptive evolution,.

If man makes it, I don't eat it!

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

But as long as you remember what you have seen, then nothing is gone. As long as you remember, it is part of this story we have together.

I couldn't imagine anyone ever reading a book enough to make it look like that. It looked like it had been driven over by a school bus after someone had taken a bath with it.

Impossible is the word found only in a fool's dictionary. Wise people create opportunities for themselves and make everything possible.

This moment,which we are living right now will pass too. We have to enjoy, enjoy all that we can.