Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Give the people you love thebest of yourself, not the worst.

My character and good name are in my own keeping. Life with disgrace is dreadful. A glorious death is to be envied.

I think fearless is having fears but jumping anyway.

I have never kept diaries. I just remember a lot and am more self-centered than most people.

They are bringing drugs. They are bringing crime. They are rapists. We need to build a wall.

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.

The fool too late, his substance eaten up, reckons the cost.

Do what you wanna do. Really follow your dreams. Fail as many times as you can because youll only get better.

The most effective strategy for successful living is really no strategy at all. It is, rather, to be real, to be honest, to be authentic, to be you.

Of all eloquence a nickname is the most concise; of all arguments the most unanswerable.