Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

A writer tries to express those thoughts, which are inexpressible, with beauty and love.

Women have ever been the stumbling block and betrayers of ambition.

Suffice to say that the TG2, Germ pre and EQ, and TG1 are there anytime I track drums, TG2 for guitars and the LTD-1 is there whenever I do vocals!

The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

I am a person who holds the aesthetic high. I have suits made in Savile Row.

I like the team effort of everyone pulling together to make one good project.

There is a very small chance that you might be really brilliant and really talented.

An algorithm is like a recipe.

I've been getting my reel together. I think they are looking at me more as an actress because I have a lot of potential and a lot of skills.

People often overestimate what they can reasonably achieve in a year. But they vastly underestimate what they can achieve in 5 years.