Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

She was happy, she knew she was happy, and knew she ought to be happy.

The strength of women and women's rights around the world are especially important because that affects children and families. And the cascade effect is remarkable.

A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star.

I do have bad hair days. If I fall asleep with it slightly damp, I wake up and it'll all be piled up on top in a mess.

I believe war is the inevitable fruit of our economic system.

Those who stand in the way of virtue shall fail!

When you don't know what to do, get still. The answer will come.

It's always harder satirize what you like rather than what you dislike.

Painting is a kind of call and response. During the act of painting one is listening, paying attention to a self, a voice simultaneously recognizable and foreign.

Experience is our only teacher both in war and peace.