Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.

And I think we'll be able to prove scientifically that other talents such as intuitive, psychic, clairvoyant and audiovoyant are very real.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture.

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Crystals amplify the consciousness.

If I am not for myself, who will be?

Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare.

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

I noticed that the large windows between the paintings [in the Musee d'Art Moderne] interested me more than the art exhibited. From then on, painting as I had known it was finished for me.

I think that I am better than the people who are trying to reform me.

The only reason we don't have revival is because we are willing to live without it!

I demand my kids be respectful, responsible and grateful. And they have to love the Lord with all their hearts.

Most of the stuff that I do talk about, about being counted out and being an underdog, 'cause that's what I feel like I am.

I don't want to see pictures of Hollywood stars in their dressing gowns taking out the rubbish. It ruins the fantasy.

It's not fair to show someone the sun and then banish him from it. Even the devil may cry when he looks around hell and realizes that he's there alone. -Acheron