Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

Dont Abuse The Fact That Nobody Is Perfect For Your Over Imperfection.

Living a life of faith is the only path that fulfills one's positive inner-self.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

In the story, which is only a few chapters long in Genesis, Noah never even speaks until after the flood - but when you have Russell Crowe, you're going to make him speak.

The tribunal of conscience exists independent of edicts and decrees.

Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man.

I think the NBA will certainly survive without Michael Jordan.

I never wanted to change countries; it's something that is part of me.

I learned a long time ago from David Mamet to wipe your feet at the door, get it out on stage and then go about your life.

Everyone needs a little Edward in their life