Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

Hurry up and learn patience.

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

We do not have too much pain in this life, we have too little... Because through pain we arrive at God. We are death, dust, ashes... how should we complain?

Right conscience and at the higher level conscientious deeds (spirituality) is the order of civilised and society-responsible men

Almost nothing beautiful or brilliant happens unless a person has thought about it a lot.

The first noble truth says simply that it’s part of being human to feel discomfort.

Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt.

Love the player for who they are, not for what they can do for you. Kids see through the coach whose only concern is for himself.

For tradition to be alive it has to be allowed to be a fountain of power for things undreamt of, things to come.

Church and state should be separate, not only in form, but fact - religion and politics should not be mingled.

Being an opener is all about warming up the audience for the main band. That is always fun, pretty easy; there isn't a lot of pressure.