Never trust sheep.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Two thongs don't make a right.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

I don't think we get a choice in who we fall for, " Ian whispers. "I think we just do.

The only difference between falling in love and being in love is that your heart already knows how you feel, but your mind is too stubborn to admit it.

One need not destroy one's enemy. One need only destroy his willingness to engage.

The songwriters whom we think of being the greatest songwriters usually write one hit and six or seven flops.

People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board

I'll show you how," Peter said. "Stop hiding behind your ignorance.

No one who is rightly minded turns from true belief to false.

A lot of people don't make the correlation between acting and modeling, they think of them as two separate things. But I really believe that a model is an actress.

Great players never look in the mirror and think I'm a great basketball player. You ask yourself, Am I the best player I can be?

It's okay to have personal ambitions, but you have to take someone with you.